1. ovaries need an “off” button

     
  2. I get so sleepy after I eat
    I must be an actual baby

     
  3. the only times I like radar is when it involves puppies

     
  4. my eyes, they grow weary

    my eyes, they grow weary

     
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  6. do not post pictures of yourself with illicit substances on social networking sites

    it does not matter how cute you think you look

    just

    don’t do it

    this is basic stuff here

     
  7. just wrote a bunch about basquiat wooo

    what a fascinating human being

     
  8. so tired blog

    so tired blog

     
  9. lauren and jimmy communicate

    lauren and jimmy communicate

     
  10. why do I keep buying sweaters

     
  11. guh I ran into my evil aunt today
    and she insinuated that I would be a bad teacher

    you do not know my life
    YOU ARE EVIL

     
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  13. my mom now gets visibly angry when I print out things for school

    but only if she’s near the printer

    like we can’t be in the same room or something

     
  14. what the fuck is BH ideas
    can someone
    can someone explain

     
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    some come along, let’s get murdered!
    let’s go to sleep and never wake up!
    let’s find a loophole out of this!